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Personalized Fortune Cookies – Write the Perfect Sayings

a210_c3If you Wrote Fortune Cookie Sayings, What would they be?

Fortune cookies have become inextricably linked with American-Asian food and have infiltrated into popular culture as well. Customized fortune cookies are sent to family and friends for fun. They are often used to propose marriage to a special person. Advertising agencies use them in their campaigns. Fortune cookies, contrary to popular beliefs, are as American today as baseball and apple pies.

Have you been given a fortune cookie while visiting a Chinese restaurant? Chances are that you have wondered about how they manage to slip in that piece of paper into the cookie.

If you have never seen a fortune cookie, let me describe what they are like. They are small, firm golden colored cookies small enough to fit into your palm. What makes them unique is that they are folded in a butterfly shape to create a pocket which holds a ½ x 2” strip of paper “fortune”.

Are you planning to write funny fortunes? It is great fun to write funny and humorous fortunes for fortune cookies especially meant for friends. Write the fortune using your imagination, knowledge of the nature of the recipient and lastly keep the meaning precise and crystal clear.

* Keep in mind your friend’s personality.

When writing a fortune for your friend, keep in mind his or her nature, likes and dislikes.

* Predict fortunes that will take place at the event.

If you have organized a party for friends and plan to serve fortune cookies during the party, then you can write humorous fortunes foreseeing events that take place in the course of the party.

* Write separate fortunes for each visitor.

If you can make the time, writing individual fortunes for your guests is a great idea. Figure out one wish that each of your guests want and tuck that into their cookies. Watch the fun bubbling over during the party as they read their fortunes.

* Convert humorous fortunes into an entertaining game.

Make each fortune in a cookie a command and play a game with fortune cookies at your party. If a person’s fortune reads: wish the birthday girl mimicking a popular star, then that person will have to perform the task.

* Insert tongue twisters in the guise of fortunes.

One rib-tickling idea would be to inscribe the fortunes with tongue twisters. Your guests at a party would have to read out aloud their tongue twisters while eating the cookie. What fun!

* Concise and clear sentence construction.

If the meaning is unclear or the phrase is too long-winded the fortune will cease to be interesting. So remember this during composition. Most fortune cookie fortunes need to be kept to about 22 words max.

* Be equivocal.

If you want to predict some funny, exciting yet likely event, write a generalized fortune. For instance “you will meet an interesting person today” or “tomorrow promises to be an eventful day.” You can’t go wrong with these.

* Rhyming fortune message.

Phrasing the fortune in the form of say a rhyming couplet is a simple yet ingenious touch.

So just abide by the basic guidelines and let your imagination run riot.


Wedding Fortune Cookie Sayings

Wedding Fortune Cookie Sayings

With this ring, I thee wed. Stephanie & Thomas July 8, 1997
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is not boastful or rude.

Marriage isn’t a word… It’s a sentence!

“Here’s to the bride, may your hours of joy be as numerous as the petals of your bridal bouquet.”

“To the man who has conquered the bride’s heart… and her mother’s” Kim & Alan  August 21, 2001

Today I marry my best friend, the one I laugh with, live for, love. Liz & Jason  April 5, 2006

Thank you for a wonderful day with our family and friends. Love Rob & Carolyn Hawes

A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers.

“…and they lived happily ever after…” Barbara and Alex  June 17, 2004

We all have our own path. Sometimes our paths cross, sometimes our paths merge. Thank you for sharing our path this day.

Love doesn’t make the world go ‘round; Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Sarah and Philip  August 18, 2003

A heart that loves is always young. Erin & Mike – December 8, 2006

As we set sail together, thanks for coming on board with us today. Michael and Mary 9-8-01

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

This is the day that the Lord hath made, rejoice and be glad in it. Greg and Jennifer

He loves me, he loves me not, He loves me, we tied the knot. Michele and Jerry  December 12, 1992

Thank you for celebrating our love. Jody & John 9-1-2001

Love is friendship set on fire. Mary & Jason    July 25, 2005

If you would like more ideas for wedding fortune cookie sayings email me at and I will send you more ideas. We have lots of brides and grooms that have done funny sayings, romantic sayings, religious sayings and many other types of fortune cookie sayings.

Fun Fortune Cookie Messages for IT Companies

Thought these were pretty fun fortune cookie messages from an IT company. They are passing our the personalized fortune cookies over Chinese New Year as a fun bonding experience with potential customers. If you are an IT company looking to set yourself apart from all the rest, these fortune cookie fortunes are pretty clever and might help you stand out from the crowd while making sales calls.

Fortune Cookie Messages:

You have crappy data backup. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

Your IT guy overcharges you. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

Your tape backup eats tapes. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

Your IT guy steals pencils. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

Your network is slow. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

IT guy has hangover tomorrow. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

U emailed virus 2 all clients. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

U need to defrag all PCs. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

You get a Free Network Audit. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

Your computer eats Spam. Progressive Office can help. Lucky Number is 123-123-1234

So there you have it, personalized fortune cookie messages for IT companies!

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